allSTARS* – Things That Go Bump In The Night

Released: 10th September 2001

Writers: Peter Cunnah / Jamie Petrie

Peak position: #12

Chart run: 12-23-37-53

When allSTARS* released Things That Go Bump In The Night as their second single, they set their sights on creating a new seasonal standard that could soundtrack Halloween for years to come.

Despite having experienced a resurgence in recent years, there was a dry spell when pop acts shied away from seasonal songs. The most lucrative genre is Christmas: get it right, and you can enjoy a recurrent hit year after year; get it wrong, and it’s quickly swept under the rug and forgotten. Perhaps sensing they didn’t have the commercial prowess to attack the winter market just yet, allSTARS* instead opted for a much less serviced seasonal genre: Halloween. As an additional marketing strategy, Things That Go Bump In The Night was attached to the Scooby-Doo movie soundtrack alongside songs from Shaggy, Outkast, Baha Men and Kylie Minogue (an eclectic mix, then). This was small fry, though, considering allSTARS* were about to turn Halloween on its head with a genre-defining bop.

The track sets out its stall immediately; it opens with the voice of the undead, who warns: “Beware of the full moon, stick to the path. Out come the creatures, a spine-chilling laugh”. The ominous foreboding is followed by a whole ten seconds of nothing but sinister laughter and eerie, creaking doors. There’s certainly no faulting the single’s commitment to its theme, even if, at that moment, it forgets this is supposed to be an actual song. From there, though, Things That Go Bump In The Night explodes into life, sounding like Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) and The Addams Family produced a lovechild containing elements of both songs, as well as pretty much every Halloween-related sound effect in existence. It’s subtly serenaded by a: “Bump-bump-bump-bump” bassline hook. The track goes out of its way to be an all-consuming Frankenstein’s monster, and benefits immensely from doing so.

Taking the lead on the song is Becky Hunter, and she certainly gets into the spirit of things. There’s a slightly eerie lilt to her voice – like a narrator recounting a ghost story – which perfectly complements the production. And what a tale Things That Go Bump In The Night has to tell. Not content with merely attaching itself to the Scooby-Doo movie, the track goes one better and includes the eponymous mutt in its lyrics: “Tell me who’s spookin’ who (who’s spookin’ who), it’s very Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo)”, which remains a brilliantly bonkers moment in pop music. It’s a relief that with so much going on, the track doesn’t end up being all style and little substance. As Things That Go Bump In The Night works towards the pre-chorus, there are some mean hooks at play: “They’re out to get you, to capture you and make you…spellbound; howling and prowling, you’re shivering, quivering…spellbound”. The production ascends alongside the vocals, giving them an other-worldly aura as sinister laughter re-appears and reverberates around the track. All of which perfectly sets the song to go off when it hits the chorus:

You cannot run
And you cannot hide
Yeah, you gotta face it, baby
Things go bump in the night
Wherever you run
And wherever you hide
Yeah, you gotta face it, baby
Things go bump, bump, bump in the night

Things That Go Bump In The Night doesn’t disappoint. Like the very best Halloween anthems, it offers up a joyous chorus that is utterly effortless in its execution with a melody that is almost nursery rhyme-esque in its rhythm and tempo. It’s genuinely not far from the accomplished simplicity of Ghostbusters, with its head-nodding bouncy, squelchy beat. But even away from the chorus, there are so many subtle little touches that work so well. The barely audible: “Who’s spooking who” chant during the instrumental middle section, the: “Things that go bump, they go bump, they go bump, they go” hook; Things That Go Bump In The Night is a rich tapestry of elements, but largely unindulgent about them. The track zips along at such a pace that it’s quite easy to overlook some of the more nuanced production elements.

The music video for Things That Go Bump In The Night goes full-on method acting, which feels entirely appropriate for a song that has such a strong theme. It sees the allSTARS* driving a camper van similar to the Mystery Machine – but presumably for copyright purposes unbranded – that breaks down in the woods. Interspersed with Blair Witch-esque handheld camcorder footage and an unsettling underscore, the intro culminates with the group vanishing. As the song commences, the allSTARS* have fled through the woods (via a little more stylised footage) and taken shelter in a dimly lit tunnel, which provides a suitable environment for the song to be performed. It’s simply executed but, in places, extremely effective as the group flit in and out of the shadows. Somewhere towards the end of the video, the narrative thread gets a bit lost, and the events at the start don’t ever really culminate into anything. It’s better explained in a version of the video shown on The Box, which contains an additional scene implying it was all a dream…

Timing is everything in pop music. Therefore, the decision to release Things That Go Bump In The Night in September – two months after Scooby-Doo hit cinemas and a whole six weeks before Halloween – was questionable. It was asking a lot for the song to find a big enough audience that would sustain it in the chart from mid-September through to October 31st. In a parallel universe, that’s precisely what would have happened; Things That Go Bump In The Night would have been a Halloween party staple and rebounded up the chart. But back in the real world, the single entered the chart at #12 and dropped like a stone, exiting the top 75 a fortnight before Halloween arrived.

Needless to say, the underperformance of Things That Go Bump In The Night was a minor pop disaster, and for a long time, there seemed to be no way back. But if ever there was a second chance for a song to find its audience, then Spotify was it. Except the track only recently found its way onto digital platforms. Better late than never, though, and maybe Things That Go Bump In The Night will eventually, finally be celebrated as the modern Halloween classic that it is.

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